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Old July 3rd, 2009, 03:47 PM   #1
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what bug is it jumps in your penis when you pee in the ocean??

I cann't remember what that bug/worm is called. I was watching the discovery or learning channel and apparrently there is some bug that will jump into your penis when you are urinating into the ocean. I forgot where this happens, but the scenario is, some guy on a small boat that starts urinating into the ocean, the bug whatever it is, ,senses/likes the urine (ph). and swimms up your urine stream while you are peeing straight into your penis!!!
i searched google for a while but gave up on what it is, anybody know what i'm talking about?
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 03:51 PM   #2
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 04:00 PM   #3
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wtf thats crazy!
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 04:03 PM   #4
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 04:04 PM   #5
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I don't know of a bug that can swim up a small stream of urine into your penis, but there is a catfish in the amazon that does this when people are in the water and lodges itself with it's fins. Very painful, very gross.
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 04:11 PM   #7
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 04:13 PM   #8
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^ lol haha
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 04:15 PM   #9
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Actually Happened. yikes!

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Old July 3rd, 2009, 04:23 PM   #10
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the tape worm can grow to some crazy length. I think they said 6feet? maybe more, maybe less. I saw on t.v once someone was ****ting and all of a sudden this big a$s worm came out.
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^ depends on what type of tape worm it is, beef tapeworms can grow up to 40 feet other species can grow up to 100 feet
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^ depends on what type of tape worm it is, beef tapeworms can grow up to 40 feet other species can grow up to 100 feet
to think all of that fits inside you... nasty
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 04:57 PM   #13
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i dont know about the ocean.. but i've heard 2 different stories of it happening at the amazon river
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 06:22 PM   #14
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crispy you must be extra bored today to think about some penor worms....
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this thread needs to end....i am in pain just reading this
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 06:32 PM   #16
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it was in the movie the Rundown with dwayne johnson can't pee in the stream or lake something like that

found the quote

Mariana: Don't pee in the water.
Beck: Why?
Mariana: A candiru, a vicious parasite will swim up the urine into your pau.
Beck: Swim up my what?
Mariana: Your pinto. It'll swim up your ding-dong. And once it gets in, you can't get it out.
Beck: [Stammers] Well, then what?
Mariana: They have to amputate.
Beck: Not this boy's pinto. Uh-uh, not today!
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 06:48 PM   #17
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I wish the rock would have stayed in WWE. I would still be a fan... if you smeellll....L L L... ok ill stfu
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Old July 4th, 2009, 12:28 AM   #19
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it starts out as a parasite than turns into a tape worm once inside you. learned this in microbiology during my college days
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Man, we were opening up cats and dogs in med school; and I found tape worms in this cat's small intestines, so I figured I'd try to cut the length of the bowel and scoop them all out. Yeah,,,,,,,after 15 minutes I just gave up. It was major TapeWorm town in there
No Food for You kitty cat, you starve while the worms eat!
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